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lawn ball

Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.
Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.
by bkdouble October 6, 2006
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ball jar

It's where your wife keeps your balls once you get married.
My wife keeps a lock on the ball jar to keep me in line.

My wife always keeps a lock on the ball jar, but opens up the dick jar once a year so we can have sex.
by -hef- September 16, 2009
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Kangaroo Balling

This is when after anal sex with a fellow lady friend, you insert your testicles in her anus.Letting it clamp up, and jumping like a kangaroo to get them out.
I kangaroo balled Christina last night, in the end both of us were crying.
by Will Benson February 21, 2004
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blue balls

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. It is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.
His girlfriend had left him with blue balls, so I took pity on him and sucked him off until he came in my mouth. We both felt better after that.
by jezebel July 21, 2005
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nigga balls

really big black guy nuts or something you say when you are really pissed off
God damnit i lost! Nigga balls!

Yo u have nice nigga balls!

Fuck! Nigga Balls!
by harry balsak January 16, 2010
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Beaner ball

When stupid mexicans start a pick up game of soccer wherever the hell they feel like it.
John: Hey Mike, the mexicans are playing soccer in the street again.

Mike: God I hate it when mexicans play god damn beaner ball.

John: Yeah me too. We should just send them back to Mexico.
by SC0277 June 27, 2011
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eight balled

reference to the vast expansion of pupils usually due to drug use. Your eyes are eightballed when there is little to no color left around the pupil.
Don't try to tell me your not fucked up your eyes are still eight balled
by the bishop don macdonald December 25, 2005
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