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Black magical

Sex that you know was terrible but the partner recalls as being a great time.
"She thought it was a great time. All magical - candles, perfumes, and junk. But man, really - it was black magical."
by gr8str8 October 28, 2009
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Black Rat

Black rat is the slang for rum-cola, which is a popular alcoholic drink in Australia made by mixing local rum and coke. Most pre-mixed black rats are produced by big rum companies and are packaged in commercial bottles. Despite the boom of these pre-mixed black rats, there is nothing better than the labor of mixing your own Australian-distilled rum to some regular cola.

The most popular rums in Australia are the ones found in Queensland in the town of Bundaberg. Rums that are made by the town of Bundaberg are excellent for mixing, such as the rums from Waterview Distillery and Bundaberg Distillery.
Me and my mates are going to have 5 black rats, please.
by ev.mate September 25, 2013
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Black Jesus

Kaleb, the living embodiment of black jesus.
Bro you know that new kid Kaleb?
Of course look at him, he is Black Jesus.
by Real Black Jesus December 16, 2019
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Black Banded

A person usually girls who are not virgins, but have never had sex sober. They wear a single black band, or bracelet, on their upper right arm. Almost always some kind of an addict or user.
"Are you joking? Ive been black banded since I was 12"
by HannahsInnocence December 27, 2009
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Black budget

The budget of your government that even your leader is not aware of. The Uber secret spending spree, think mi5, mi6, cia, asio, mossad or kopassus, FORGET IT, this is the shit that no-one talks about. Nasty shit like vaccuum bombs, laser blinding, audio disablers, Area 51. Try and imagine something nasty, they have already tried it out!
Why does this charge for a screwdriver come in at $4598?.
Oh yes sir thats got the black budget surcharge.
Whats the black budget?
What are you talking about "black budget", you are weird.
by yobbo April 25, 2003
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Rebecca Black

Some annoying 13 girl who has managed to make an extremely popular, and terrible song, while making half the nation want to cut their ears off. I hate this bitch. And I'm pretty sure she gave my computer a virus when I played her fucking awful song.
Girl 1: Hey what day of the week is it?
Girl 2: It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
Girl 1: Shut the fuck up before I strangle you, you stupid Rebecca Black fan....
by RealRecognizeReal12 April 11, 2011
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Black-Hole

The act of "docking" ones anus with another's anus. Similar to the docking of uncircumcised male weeners only, this time its anus edition. Like two intergalactic black-holes ripping asunder the very fabric of space and time; light could never escape these converging holes!
Hey, get that crusty anus over here and black-hole me!

I met this rockin boi at the mall today and he totally asked me to black hole him tonight. Better clean out the old wrinkled raisin!

"Sir, the ship is passing between two black-holes now"
The captain grabs a glass of whiskey raising the plastic edge to his lips,
"God help us all..."
by Alex and Lauren October 1, 2010
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