When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.
When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!
by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019
by humina man2 December 12, 2011
Paying a whore almost nothing to lick the hot built up sweat from your ass after walking around in the sun all day.
by juan miguel September 18, 2006
by Marcus Reed October 05, 2006
1. Half-wit action melodrama, staring Chuck Norris and mostly produced by his brother, that ran on CBS from 1993-2001. Dismissed by most as bad TV. The show enjoyed very good ratings and syndication sucess with a faithful fan base. The very bad action series also benefits from a cult following that sees the series as possibly the worst TV show committed to film. This fan base also watches the show, but they watch as if they are watching a Saturday Night Live skit, laughing out loud at constant unintended humorous moments due to the lame execution of the premise and heavy-handedness of the show. The show also gained notoriety through clips being played on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien.
Walker, Texas Ranger is to artistically good action TV as Naked Gun is to artistically good action film.
by ILoveWalkerBecauseIt'sFunny August 25, 2005
Also known as “Texas shitty high school”, this shitty school has nothing but hoes and fuckboys constantly trying to get your pants. The school is mixed with either rednecks (for some reason they like to always park their big ass trucks near the cheveron side of the parking lot) , and a large portion of la marque kids who were sent over to TCHS to escape from LMHS, only to find something just as toxic. You will literally learn nothing from this school and the administration is autistic . They added trade classes because the school is so academically bad they have no hope in the kids making it into college. The school is also over crowded and they suck at sports. On the bright side , you could always eat at taqueria after school.
Administration thought it would be a good idea to assign tracking IDs to all the students (starting fall 2018). Good luck if you ever forget your ID, you'll just get thrown into SAC.
Administration thought it would be a good idea to assign tracking IDs to all the students (starting fall 2018). Good luck if you ever forget your ID, you'll just get thrown into SAC.
by The Girl Reading This November 06, 2018
A member of the UT spirit organization called the Texas Wrangler Darlings. These girls are distinguishable from other spirit groups by both their homeliness and slutty nature.
by texasfight1212 December 31, 2011