Ethan

A American that not afraid to say he hate chinks niggers crackhead and beaniers all in the same line but hey he can party 2 day straight and get 5.6 of snow for merely 30 dollars, only thing he does for fun is throw out trash that claims to be a work of art also he hit 600 on packside

Dam ethan blew the socks off that jezebel I heard he only paid 20 cents how do i get that coupon

by Biggestkikever December 10, 2021

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A guy that is bad at playing tenor, can only get girls named molly, and is suboptimal.

Man, I swear Ethan is so lame.

by anon 7676 October 13, 2022

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.an orgasmic human being, who is very loving, kind and has a bomb ass fashion sense. He has a hot bod and his face is fleeky as fuck as well as his sexy hair. overall so hard working, puts other people before himself, as funny as a chicken and not a NONCE . not to mention he is a proper sexpert.

ethan's a skeng G

by pengting1234 July 12, 2017

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A literal fucking tool, nobody ever should confront him. Oh and make joke about wanting to talk to him cause clearly he the dude u use to pay your bar tab or rent bills

Hey ethan sorry for fucking your girlfriend listen I need some money can u spot me some money “Por favor”

Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes

Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone

by Biggestkikever May 18, 2022

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A hot guy that became famous on vine in 2014 with his twin brother, Grayson.

His jawline looks like a bicycle seat, and is really sharp like a knife.

He's so hot you could burn yourself if you touched him, but how can you resist.

He loves being called daddy, and has a spanking kink.

Ethan Dolan is so hot, my ovaries are going to explode!

by eleanorcalderisbae June 29, 2017

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