no w 

The mildly superior form of "no u"
Normies won't get it as it's simply a way too advanced form of speech.

Dave: Your car sucks.
John: no u
Dave: no w
John: What?
Dave: Say it out loud.
John: *implodes after 3 seconds*

no w by Znoopsy December 17, 2019

No w 

The only comeback that can beat "no u".

Person 1- "whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!"
Person 2- "no u"
Person 1- "no w"
Everyone else- "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH burn!!!!!"

No w by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

T.W.A.B. 

T.W.A.B. - (Time Wasting Ass Bitch). A seemingly single female (usually in a nightclub, lounge, or bar) who would pretend to be interested, and take up most of your night , only to find out she is unavailable or not interested.

Example 1:
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that T.W.A.B.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a T.W.A.B.!

T.W.A.B. by nypaliguy July 30, 2009

i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d 

I rlly dont kno :/

if anybody knows the meaning plz tell me and i will edit this 😭

This part can't be blank so I'll still be waiting for someone to plz define this for me if you know what it means. I will change it when I see the meaning in the comments 😉🙂 "i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d"

i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d by Laila.carson November 28, 2020

Whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y’es't’reing’able’tic’ive’al’ne’m’ll’ble’ny’less’w’ck’k’ly’py’nd’idy’ety’st’ged’'ful’ish’ng’mt’ous 

the corrected version of a version that was created by whomst'd've'yaint'nt'ed'ies.

Whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y’es't’reing’able’tic’ive’al’ne’m’ll’ble’ny’less’w’ck’k’ly’py’nd’idy’ety’st’ged’'ful’ish’ng’mt’ous has a desire to do a very specific thing at a very specific area at a very specific point in time?

Whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y’es't’reing’able’tic’ive’al’ne’m’ll’ble’ny’less’w’ck’k’ly’py’nd’idy’ety’st’ged’'ful’ish’ng’mt’ous by The Whomst'd've lord December 6, 2019

Trespassers W

Piglet's famous grandfather, who must have been dreadfully important as Piglet sets himself about telling Pooh about Trespassers W as they search for the unfindable Woozle (who incidentally enjoy being in company with Wizzles).

The Piglet lived in a very grand house in the middle of a beech-tree, and the beech-tree was in the middle of the forest, and the Piglet lived in the middle of the house. Next to his house was a piece of broken board which had: "TRESPASSERS W" on it. When Christopher Robin asked the Piglet what it meant, he said it was his grandfather's name, and had been in the family for a long time. Christopher Robin said you couldn't be called Trespassers W, and Piglet said yes, you could, because his grandfather was, and it was short for Trespassers Will, which was short for Trespassers William. And his grandfather had had two names in case he lost one—Trespassers after an uncle, and William after Trespassers.

"I've got two names," said Christopher Robin carelessly.

"Well, there you are, that proves it," said Piglet.

Trespassers W by Woozly July 6, 2009

george w. bush 

Geroge W. Bush:
What every decent, law abiding, hard working American parent teaches their children not to be.

Put yourself in the shoes of the parents of George W. Bush for a moment...

If your son or daughter turned out to lie and cheat compulsively, indulged in drugs and alcohol to the maximum, never did a days work, took every handout possible, ruined everything they ever touched, neglected every responsibility given to them...

...deserted from the military...

...took more vacation days then anyone before them in the job they had....

and above all else expressed themselves like an idgit with marbles in their mouth....

would you welcome that Father's Day/Mothers Day card that read..."Thank you for helping me become what I am today."???

heck, maybe in the family of George W Bush family, they are relieved...

george w. bush by John J Stroebel September 14, 2006