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National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure
Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.
by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019
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Ass-Crawler

The Ass-Crawler is a person who goes beyond sucking up to people to get in higher places or benefit themselves. Usually, the most annoying person to be around and you definitely don't want one as a friend
The Bridgette chick she is such an ass-crawler
by LRKayJay August 24, 2018
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Faggoty Ass Cracker

The term used for men who act homosexual only in the presence of close male friends.
Dude why'd you slap my ass?

Cause your a faggoty ass cracker!
by CoochieColector March 24, 2021
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Ass

Numbers I chased…
Meaning I thought had…
Instead it was me I guess going mad…
Never had I wanted someone’s love so bad…

Realizing…. Slowly….

It is not me:(
I see your dream…
How I wish…

That darn reality…
Was right…
Once I saw a post…
If she loves me as much as I love her, we will survive anything…
Unfortunately, I never had your love
Yep.. dumb ass
by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 February 2, 2024
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Ass packing

Deciding to have anal while needing to shit, packing the shit back into your ass
Friend 1:Bro wanna fuck?
Friend 2:Sorry man, I would but I gotta shit
Friend 1: I’m fine with ass packing if you are
by Ass clapper 47 November 1, 2019
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Ass Muncher

A person who performs analingus on another person
Positive: Johhny is a great lay, but Granny-Lane? now ,there's a serious ass muncher!

Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers
by Granny-Lane June 17, 2016
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hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room
"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"
by thee_faith July 14, 2025
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