My Back Hurts

A way for an overachiever can convey that their teammates arelacking the quality or quantity required; insufficient for a purpose of adding value to the team.

"Bro, you got a 40K/D!!! But we barely scrapped by that game."
"I had 1.2 K/D"
"Ahhhh, my back hurts?"

by Getbacker January 30, 2025

hit my hand

The act of requesting payment in a circumstance where you could use Information against someone but choose not to

“Yo, I saw you hit that parked car over there. I won’t say nothing if you hit my hand” (normally accompanied by extending the hand out and rubbing thumb and first two fingers together.)

by Forwono1017 January 30, 2025

My Everything Hurts

A term used when you are in a lot of pain or just don't feel like doing anything.

I want to stay in bed, my everything hurts.

by BeanJar February 1, 2025

rumphed my grissle

To twist your ankle

I stepped off the curb and rumphed my grissle.

by lil' smokie February 1, 2025

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

crankin my hog

When you rev ur strait piped screamin hog down the innerstate makin librols angry.

Ive gone 3 days without crankin my hog and im itchin

by ElvizP February 2, 2025

My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025