dick-a-fied

When your girl friend is sexually satified.

Girl!!!! I'm feeling so dick-a-fied this morning. My man dicked me down real good last night.

by YouresTruely August 11, 2017

floppy dragon dick

When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way

My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed

by Ayyy foo August 6, 2017

Turbin Dick

Inserting tampon into male urethra via vaginal intercourse. During this action pulling outbid vagina while leaving tampon in urethra then smashing the cotton over the penis head while trying to insert penis into rectum.

Sally and I got so wasted that lastnight, man we both horny. We got after it so quick that she didn't have time to pull her tampon out so I ended up getting a turbin dick.

by Admiral foreskin August 8, 2017

watch your dick

When somebody constantly asking for your virginity and it's annoy you.

A:are you still a virgin?
B:that's not your business. watch your dick DUDE!(you should care for YOUR sexual life not others sexual life)

by Bread-helmet bobina August 9, 2017

dick twit

A ignorantidiot

What a dick twit he is.

by Booktwat August 11, 2017

portobello dick

an uncircumcised penis

Larry has a portobello dick due to the fact that he is uncircumcised.

by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

Dark as dick

Darker than black people

"Whoah man that guy is dark as dick"

by Sinop24 August 12, 2017