Craini-ass-tomy

A highly invasive medical procedure to remove a persons head which has been firmly planted
up their own ass, causing a severe case of (see analretinosis).

Man, life really sucks and it’s your fault. I gotta get that craini-ass-tomy I’ve been needing.

by Commonsense mofo June 15, 2018

Starbucks Ass

A female that wears leggings to make her ass look bigger

She got a starbucks ass

by DLest June 17, 2018

Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 17, 2018

Dollar up the ass

Money wasted on something ridiculous, like wiping your butt.

Johnnie: I just bought some new Jake Paul merch! Now I can show everyone that I'm a big Jake Pauler!
Gary: That's another dollar up the ass.

by dickey6969 June 17, 2018

Ass

It means butt it's just a less polite way to say it.

Yo, your ass is so big in that picture, what did you do!?!
Nothing, I guess I just grew. LOL

by LOVE_GRACE June 17, 2018

Ass cheese

The fermented cheese poop that sits in your butt if you don’t wipe.

I know I should lay off the Cheetos but I really love that ass cheese.🧀 🧀🧀

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

curly ass

Someone who really enjoys sweet tonal shading a little too much

Look at that isometric sketch, a curly ass must have drawn that!

by Donglemongle June 18, 2018