Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

No Dick December

“No Dick December” is only for the ladies. After No Nut November the ladies deserve what it feels like.

Brian-“ay want some dick bbygrl”
Sasha-“I cant it’s -No Dick December-“

by Dadique November 29, 2020

Flying Dick

when a person gets his dick sucked while tied to a ceiling

I've heard that Derek did the flying dick with lana!

by seniorJackk August 10, 2022

Dick

Something that you have, but not a big one.

Your dick is small, josh.

by CockSucker69420WasTaken September 9, 2022

Pokemon Dick

being a fuckboy/player. Inspired by the Pokemon slogan “gotta catch em all”, a guy with pokemon dick gotta fuck em all.

“My friend has had 10 girls at his place this month. That dude has pokemon dick.”

by Bliffblorf January 10, 2025

Dick foot

A word you call some one when you run out of things you call them.

guy 1 Bro your so fucking lame

guy 2 shut the fuck you dick foot

guy 1 What the actual fuck did you just say

by liltjay83rd May 11, 2023

dick on them

to obliterate something (typically a team/person)

Chuck: You starting in the basketball game?
Bill: Yes bro. We will dick on them.

by 3van.j November 13, 2019