Ditch Dick

The male counterpart of a mudcricket.

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.

by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021

Garand Dick

When your dick gets caught in the zipper of your jeans or hoodie

Hey dude can you help me I got Garand Dick

by J Thomson November 20, 2021

dick

dick is defintion of the name lucious

lucious is a dick

by ur moms pussy hair November 20, 2021

Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.

1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."

by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021

dick

The longest thing on earth, also the biggest women magnet

Women: Oh your dick is so *moans*

by ssdda October 3, 2021

Dick

A boy’s private part that’s used for going to the

bathroom and sex. some are big and some are small.

“Dude do you like dick?”

by anonymous October 3, 2021

Dick

A rude, obnoxious, unkind human being

My husband is a dick

by Poosker October 3, 2021