Ass grabbery is the act of severe flirtation and/or lots of snuggling. A frequent moment when this phrase is required when a couple are being affectionate and staring into each others eyes. This is 'mental ass grabbery'. The actual ass grabbery comes later when they're flirting or snuggling. You may get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery is someone is coming onto you or if a friend is engaged in conversation with a nice young lady/man.
Friend: Look at that, total ass-grabbery.
Other Friend: Yeah, I ship them by the end of the night.
or
Someone: You have a girlfriend now?
Someone Else: Dude, did you not get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery?
Other Friend: Yeah, I ship them by the end of the night.
or
Someone: You have a girlfriend now?
Someone Else: Dude, did you not get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery?
by scarebearface March 14, 2011
Get the ass grabberymug. The words I wish I could say.
The words I wish I’d hear.
The more time that goes by…
Confirms it was my imagination in high gear.
The looks I try to see…
But never you are looking at me…
Once again reality
Screaming I am not his she…
Here and there I make them move…
Oh how I wished it was you too….
But that appears to be yet another untrue.
And just coincidences I created on a heart gone cuckoo…
The words I wish I’d hear.
The more time that goes by…
Confirms it was my imagination in high gear.
The looks I try to see…
But never you are looking at me…
Once again reality
Screaming I am not his she…
Here and there I make them move…
Oh how I wished it was you too….
But that appears to be yet another untrue.
And just coincidences I created on a heart gone cuckoo…
No matter an imagination or a cuckoo heart…
My love for you will never part…
I have loved you from the start…
An ass I have definitely made of me…
That is true love…
You believe in the dream…
Always ….
My love for you will never part…
I have loved you from the start…
An ass I have definitely made of me…
That is true love…
You believe in the dream…
Always ….
by Time2024 May 1, 2025
Get the Assmug. by kendo February 24, 2023
Get the fat ass fridaymug. god damn adithya got the biggest ass i've ever seen. I just want to take a big bite out of it and slurp it all up
by albert has a fat ass too March 31, 2023
Get the adithya's fat assmug. by random namer May 23, 2016
Get the you suck fat assmug. It’s when you have a very poisonous and slimy diarrhea percolating at the tip of your butthole, that resembles a hot pot of boiling water and needs to be dissipated immediately!
Jack could feel the percolation of slimy diarrhea as he clenched his ass cheeks, covering his ass with one hand as he walked like an ape to the nearest shitter to release the ass bubbler!
by Big “E” March 29, 2025
Get the Ass Bubblermug. That’s some shitty-ass-shit
by anonymous August 20, 2022
Get the Shitty-Ass-Shitmug.