excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.

Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.

by tex May 24, 2004

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Slap anyone's ass - day

Today you can slap who ever you want on its ass. You're welcome.

Just show them this and they will slap yours too!

EVERYDAY 24/7.

Is it slap your ass-day today?
Heck yeah
Slap anyone's ass - day

by tjabejb November 05, 2019

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Custard ass

Someone who talks shit

Fuck off custard ass

by September 14, 2020

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Jive Ass Jegg

Jive Ass Jegg is the most jive human being alive

The moment he shows up a disco ball reveals itself from the ceiling and Staying Alive by the BeeGees starts playing.

Damn, is that Jive Ass Jegg? Wish I was that jive, Dude is a whole party.

by Ukii June 29, 2022

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