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by Mikewalzalsky December 29, 2018
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Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!
Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018
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Ass Fucker

When someone is being a dick and a pain in the ass at the same time.
“Jeez Johnson stop being such an ass fucker!”

Holy shit this school is filled with a bunch of ass fuckers.”
by XxMoist_BaconxX December 31, 2018
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ASS COLD

Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.
I don't want to go anywhere today, it's ass cold outside.
by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019
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ass balls

when you have shitty old guitar that's extremely out of tune you say "hey connor this guitar sucks ass balls"
guy one: this guitar is out tune
guy 2: yea it sucks ass balls
by donkydick January 1, 2019
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turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down
Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.
by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019
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Patrick Kent is a bitch ass

A person who lets people run over them
by Iron spidei January 4, 2019
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