My dick

Too small

We all know it

My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.

by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018

Fosit dick

1When a male has a fosit shaped penis.
2When a male's penis drippes constantly after urinating.
3When a male's penis has a small head.

Girl:let me pull down your pants!
Boy:ok.
Girl:ewww you have a fosit dick!

by COFFITOFFY November 19, 2018

dick

big long thing that you dont have

man i hate dick

by dddddiiiiikkkkk November 20, 2018

Dick

A male genitalia. A dick is something women love!!! It is also referred to an asshole.

You are such a dick.

by Cctfrfexded November 21, 2018

no dick december

no girls can have sex in december

girl: hey wanna have sex
guy: no you cant have sex in December

girl: why
guy: because it's no dick december

by 3---------------------D November 23, 2018

Dick munch

A person who is really stupid or is a thot
Someone who bites on a males penis when giving a blow job

Guy "she was a real dick munch last night"
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Girl " She's a fucking dick munch"

by Dick munch ben November 25, 2018

dick

the best dick you will ever get

omg his dick is so good

by hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees November 27, 2018