Work-up

To toggle with lights while moving through a dark area to stay in light so that monsters, superstitions, supernatural beings, etc. dont attack you.

I had to work-up to get to my room without the monster in the hall catching me!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 October 13, 2025

Workfluence

The positive impact, motivation, or inspiration a person creates in their workplace through their attitude, actions, and professionalism.

It describes how someone’s work ethic and energy influence others in a professional setting.

“Her workfluence keeps the whole team motivated even during tough projects.”

by Jai Servana October 17, 2025

Work

Meth, or another drug, but mostly meth.

I'ma re-up on some work.

by Meth, crack, weed October 17, 2025

Worker’s Comp Sundae

Instead of receiving financial compensation for a workplace injury, you are given a coupon for a hot fudge brownie sundae. If this is the case, please contact your union immediately.

While carrying heavy boxes, Luke suffered a slipped disc on the job. Joe, his employer, hands him a worker’s comp sundae instead of papers to file for worker’s compensation.

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 23, 2025

Work Simulator

A small room on a job site out (of view for any peeping supervisors) where employee get “work” done.

The storage closet in the break room is our work simulator. Use anytime you’d like.

by Mr. Vivi October 26, 2025

Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, and working with consultants that don't actually know anything to help you optimize your processes, all they can do is tell you how to fill out an Excel workbook.

We need to transform this process, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.

by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025

Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, working with consultants or implementors that actually have no business skills other than showing you how to fill out an Excel Spreadsheet.

We need to transform our financial processes, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.

by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025