Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023

I ain’t no Willy lump lump

I know what the fuck I am talking about.

Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”

by Abcefu631 December 26, 2021

willy-nilly robby willy

Suicide via hanging.

Did you hear about Jeff? He did a willy-nilly robby willy.

by feline idiot February 21, 2022

Willy-Wrapping

The act of putting a condom on the penis.

Jonquavius: Willy-Wrapping saved me from paying child support!

by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023

Wet Willy in the ass

When a woman sucks a mans dick and then fucks her in the ass

Yeah, I gave the wife a wet willy in the ass last night.

by Tkbagginz July 18, 2021

Chilly Willy

When an individual takes a bite of a popcicle, freeze pop, fudge pop, etc. And performs fellatio to another individual.

Did you see that? Steph just took a bite of that freeze pop and gave that dope ass dude a Chilly Willy with that dong in her mouth!

by O'Hizzy July 28, 2019

Isaiah Willie

A rare mix of Caribbean and Indian. He is the best person you'll meet (ever). When a girl sees him on the streets they get wet straight away. He also turns straight guys gay in a second of viewing his godly appearance . He's funny , sexy, hot ,super hot , i mean SUPER HOTTTT like when you see him you want to rape him . He is also fun to be around and the funniest guy you'll meet. If you meet this godly man you'll throw all your money at him and kill your self because you'll never be anything like him. If I met his i,ll take a pic of him and finger myself 100,00,00,00,000 times a day over him then kill myself because my life cant get any better.

I wish I was Isaiah Willie.
Why cant i be Isaiah Willie.
Hello god my name is "Enri" can you please make me become as cool as Isaiah Willie.

by poopoohead12 November 11, 2018