wagon 

An inconsiderate jackass of an individual who has no regard for others feelings or state of mind, a careless simpleton.

Colton: "Hey, whadda you think will happen if I shit in this urinal?"

Andy: "Stop it, don't be such a wagon."

As Dan proceeds to gawk at that girl's booty and make monkey sounds he is being a huge wagon.

wagon by BigC818 November 28, 2016

Wagwan 

Wagwan, a way of saying "What's going on?" In Jamaican English. used throughout the Jamaican diaspora, especially in South London (Pronounced a Wat-a-gwaan).

The standard response is nagwan “nothing is going on” Pronounced "nuttin nah gwaan".

Ayy, wagwan George..

George: Nagwan fam..

Wagwan by Angus the cock sucker February 7, 2020

Wagwan 

A salutation used by cunts

Wagwan

Wagwan by Cleft palates September 18, 2021

Bond-wagon Fan 

Any person that has multiple favorite teams. This definition also pertains to a fan who will talk smack about how great their team is when they win, but will have no association whatsoever with that team when they lose.

A week with a win -"Haha dude your team sucks... we raped em last night."

A week with a loss-"Dude, I have never been a fan of them... My brother goes to school there... thats all."
-"Dude shut up you're such a Bond-wagon Fan."

Bond-wagon Fan by KentuckyCATS January 16, 2008

Wagamama 

Person who wants to be black when they really arent

Mostly a girl would be called this.
A man would be called wagapapa.

That girl is sucha wagamama

Wagamama by teitag May 28, 2009

Pulling the wagon 

When a man takes a shit in a girls asshole and she pushes it out through her pussy into his asshole while giving him oral, making him eat the shit while pulling on her hair like a wagon.

“Dude what did you and Lucy do last night”? “We were pulling the wagon.

Pulling the wagon by Moist tampon May 31, 2018

Wagner 

This Is Jesus, SHE controls your life. She is the voice in your head telling you to do those very odd things. There is no escape.

Wagner: You, yes you, you should have sex, get a baby, have a low end job, all under the age of sixteen. You won't, your not worthy enough.

Wagner by Skysolo June 24, 2009