Falafel my Waffle 

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

Falafel my Waffle by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018

meat headed dick waffle 

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

meat headed dick waffle by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

flaming crotch waffle 

A crotch so inflamed it looked like her pussy was on a waffle iron.

I was about to smash when she pulled her pants down, I screamed flaming crotch waffle and ran.

flaming crotch waffle by CrazyGirl1991 November 12, 2020

Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.

"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."

Hot Belgian Waffle by HoseRUs August 13, 2021

mississippi hot waffle 

When you shit on someone’s stomach and push it down with a tennis racket

I’m going to give him a Mississippi hot waffle

mississippi hot waffle by Johnathan weisbart February 18, 2022

Make your girlfriend a waffle day

20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day

it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day

Make your girlfriend a waffle day by turnitps October 19, 2022

Belgian Cunt Waffle 

The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle!

Belgian Cunt Waffle by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022