Hoorah Ring

When the ring of the condom is all that's left on the base of your shaft.

That Hoorah Ring lasted all night!

by DustyBrown September 7, 2013

Ring you

An engaged girl showing ring finger instead of middle to jealous girls

Laura- ew your ring is so ugly
Hazel- ring you

by Ariana Grande’s fangirl <3 September 16, 2021

spamming rings

When a friend on facebook uses the chat feature to spam about free rings tunes, usually unintentionally via a malicious facebook app.

That douche Cliff was spamming rings yesterday.

by lookinandout August 26, 2010

Nipple ring

A weird way to say your boring

Nipple ring for not adding bacon to flatbread pizza

by Wee gosle July 8, 2024

obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Ring of Fire

Having the most passionate yet forceful anal sex with someone who has Hemorrhoids. Leaving a dirty mess for everyone to enjoy.

Nelson prepared his bowels for the most ravaging anal fucking of a life time. He knew Lyn was the one when she put on the black veiny strap-on. He expected humiliation. What he wasn't expecting was his medication condition to flare up. His hemorrhoids were bloody red like cherries of the anus. Lyn didn't care; she wanted to pick the fruit of his looms. She rapidly entered his cavity in search of his humiliation. This was the first ring of fire, but not the last. He proceed to lay, ass up in deafeat. His anus. Red. His face from embarrassment. Red. The sheets. Red.

by Rock your rockhard October 31, 2021

ring maker

The maker of rings. He wields all the Pandôra rings, giving him infinite power. Even Hoareyou9099 cannot stop him.

"Ring maker tutorial is a scam!"

by Sniping_ May 3, 2019