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Ka Long

Ka Long is made in thailand. He deserves the utmost respect and would let you play with his hair. He would take risks to meet his significant other's family just to take romantic photos. He shakes his head as you type in his definition. Ka long is a keeper, and measures his penis in angstrom. If you meet a ka long, don't approach him because his significant other will not stop until you die.
Ka Long is the best boyfriend you will ever find.
by Terrorblazer_ February 28, 2023
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As long as you can live with it

Judgement is not mine it's God's. I can't guarantee it won't eat at you or destroy your physical appearance.
Kelsey: Hey I cheated on you at a party last night.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.

Kelsey: I know you were making a better life for us but I have a boyfriend.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.
by John Paul the Pope July 1, 2024
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You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.
You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
mugGet the You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.mug.

A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine
I have A Long Schlong
by smolcok November 23, 2021
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ko long

An independent cafe connoisseur patron. Doesn’t like women owned businesses. Ko long ssi neun is very good at Korean and likes collecting Pokémon.
Look at that guy in the cafe!
He’s so Ko long!
by Bärbel-since-Kindergarden December 21, 2023
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The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."
by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019
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Long-Vu

Long-Vu is the best in the world
by Pokemon1234569 March 15, 2022
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