arse full of roasted snow

Not useful. Of little value.

Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow.

arse full of roasted snow by Joshua James October 11, 2006

Geneseo Snow Plow 

A sexual position; a variation of the " Geneseo Farm Plow". Since snow covers the ground October to May, the Geneseo Snow Plow has become a commonly practiced position. It involves wrapping the woman's legs around man's waist , placing a metal knight's helmet on the woman's head, then burring it into deep snow and "plowing" around while having sex. Sometimes the woman is run into objects such as mail boxes, cars and street signs.

Farmer: "Whelp, it's gettin' cold 'round here, guess it's all Geneseo Snow Plows for the next 8 months."

Farmer's Wife: " I'll get the helmet"

Geneseo Snow Plow by AndarTheTron May 27, 2010

Virgin snow 

That one patch of beautiful pure white snow untouched by the man and nature.

"The beautiful patch of virgin snow was peacefully lying there undisturbed. Then some hobo pee'd on it."

Bob- "Dude! Let's go impregnate that virgin snow!"

Virgin snow by Thatguywhowearspants March 1, 2011

Alaskan Snow Blower 

While getting a blowjob the man sprinkles cocaine on the pubic hair region so his partner can snort cocaine

I gave that bitch an alaskan snow blower last night what a coke whore

Alaskan Snow Blower by apricotalan May 13, 2010

Miami snow 

The disgusting prank of jacking off and literally jizzing off a balcony, especially from luxury living quarters and during a time of clement weather. It's difficult to know what's worse, Miami show or bird shit.

Dude, we were just walking down this block downtown and out of nowhere we got some white shit in our hair. I think it was Miami snow...

Miami snow by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 20, 2016

Asian man in da snow 

Chinese egghead lookin god who beautifully sang Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao. He got some competition with the Chinese neckman tho

My sex slave: Who's that guy who sang xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao?

The dried up cum sock under my bed: Dawg that be the Asian man in da snow

Asian man in da snow by pierre poolwater May 22, 2020

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm 

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm by DrNordo January 17, 2009