Russian titty fuck

It's a titty fuck but but instead of the boobs it's the scrotum, and instead of the penis it's the finger

I'm about to Russian titty fuck the shit out of you with this finger

by Ianaldrich January 12, 2017

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Russian pull out

When someone who inserts their penis into another person and tells them they will pull out, but at the last minute doesn’t and cums inside them.

I promised I wouldn’t cum in him, but then I gave him the Russian pull out.

by Sue Casa April 18, 2020

Russian

Russian is synonym to words "murder", "occupier"

I am proud to be Russian, because I murdered a child with its mother in the most beautiful Ukrainian Port - Mariupol.

by Frank986 April 11, 2022

Russian chew

A sex position in which a male chews on the others nose and sucks boogers out then spitting it into the others mouth back and forth until one has to swallow it.

Me and Olivia did the Russian chew last night we went back and forth for twenty minutes.

by LoganSin117 December 1, 2019

russian flu

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018

Russian-Ukrainian war

A war started in early 2022, it may be the last war. Sooner or later, nukes will be dropped because of this area, and the end of days will come. If not from this conflict, from the Sino-Taiwaneese war.

Russian Teen: "Oh no i hope i dont get drafted into the Russian-Ukrainian war!"

by Totally not Mikaylah April 17, 2023