Bull ring

Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.

"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."

by Old Phardt August 28, 2023

Donion Ring

A deformed donut in the shape of an onion ring

I can’t believe these people sold me a donion ring

by Sheena G. September 3, 2023

bar ring

A ring you that looks like a wedding ring you wear to the bar so people don’t hit on you or approach you.

Some dude was walking up to me at the bar but I had my bar ring on so I held up my hand and he walked away. Thought I was married.

by Helpful123456789 September 6, 2023

Dick ring

A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.

If you get a dick ring don't touch it to something electric!

by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023

Ring stinger

When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies

Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering

It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.

by MartianMenace October 8, 2023

Boik Ringes

(Noun) 1: A name for anybody or anything (this is what i named my pumpkin that I mad in art class)

" Hey yo look it's Boik Ringes over there. Hi Boik!"

by itz ya boi skinny penis October 24, 2019