You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Put

The sound a bird makes when it has a sneezing fit.

"Oh no, Busta's putting again!"

"Uh oh, did I hear a put?"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

put on

To tell or inform someone about a musical artist or something in general; showing someone something for them to check out or listen to.

My friend put me on to Kankan. I was put on to kankan

by BigPenisBlackMan July 26, 2022

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Put The Tings in the Tings

To put food inside of bread.

Someone - ‘What do you do while working at Subway?
Jacob - “oh uhh you know, put the tings in the tings.”

by TheUrbanDictionaryLord March 4, 2019

put it on you like lipstick

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick

ill put it on you like lipstick

by mayhem/adamdog23 January 31, 2022