Cock Potato

One who walks around with a cock in his/her mouth all the time. Similar to a Couch Potato.

i.e. Rhianna is a cock potato, and likes it.

by Dicky Pole August 19, 2008

ass potato

Turd. The implication is that the turd is large and bulky, like a potato.

Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."

1.

Bob: "Hurry up in there."

Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."

2.

Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"

Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."

by Xtofer January 12, 2009

Sweet Potato Fries

Used in the South as a euphemism for fried grasshopper, sweet potato fries can be found from Alabama to Florida and are considered a local delicacy.

Man I gotta find my bug-catching net and head out to the garden because tonight we're having sweet potato fries!

by katooshka March 2, 2009

jacket potato your mum

to shove a jacket potato up a mums arse

dude, can i jacket potato your mum?

last night i jacket potatoed your mum!

by The Nunnery November 19, 2009

cutie potato

A really adorable person, that's cute to the point that they seem like a potato. Considering that potato's are deemed cute you use potato at the end.

"Aw, my boyfriend is such a cutie potato"

by Dark Empress April 8, 2015

Small Potato

A small and useless object.

Synonymous to knick knack or Aleia

She is such a small potato

by porter's girl June 4, 2016

shill potato

A person who is paid by the government and other private organizations to spread disinformation on YouTube and social media accounts...examples of shill potatoes are Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Mark Dice, David Icke and countless others. Shill potatoes will try to convince people that 9-11 was setup by Al Quiada, the moon landing is real, the earth is the shape of an apple, FEMA camps aren't real etc...They are easily spotted and always say the same things...

"Wow, another shill potato tried telling me that the Earth is a spinning ball...I know he's a shill potato because I went to his YouTube page and he has no liked videos, not subscribed to anyone, no playlists and no video history"

by TwitchBrah September 19, 2017