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Chemical poo

A hangover poo that comes upon you with great desperation and stinks of the chemicals from the alcohol.
"Ooh mate, I need a chemical poo."
by Poet delirium February 18, 2017
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Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!
by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020
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Poo stomper

Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.
Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.

Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.

Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.
by Huge hammer69 December 4, 2019
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Pooed up

noun
a condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the bowels, usually associated with hardened feces.
a high level of constraint or restriction; a pronounced lack of ease.
"I have to take a dump but it won't come out"
"Ah you pooed up"
by Fresh Boppo May 21, 2020
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rissy poo

by google has a pp February 6, 2021
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Poo Fingers

When you poop and get said poop all over your fingers
Kyle: Kasey is taking a shit again, she probably has poo fingers
Alyssa: Why are you telling me this?
by Dr Richard Monroe May 24, 2018
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Poo Scroll

Aka toilet paper, shit tokens, ass wipes, etc.
Babe, can you pass me another poo scroll? It’s an emergency .
by Skirtt July 24, 2018
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