When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.
"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate"
"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."
"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."
by BigBirdLovesYou February 8, 2020
Get the The Concerned Piratemug. The act during sex when guy cumes into girl's eye, so she gets blinded and then throws her off the bed and shouts: "MAN OVER BOARD."
Friend 1: "So how do you and Ema get on?"
Friend 2: "Well, we just broke up, because I pulled a Pirate on her."
Friend 2: "Well, we just broke up, because I pulled a Pirate on her."
by theRDVN September 7, 2019
Get the Piratemug. The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness
by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018
Get the Seasick Piratemug. A person who completes and takes credit for a puzzle they did not start nor contribute to, but places the last few finishing pieces together.
by tibbits November 1, 2019
Get the Puzzle Piratemug. by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023
Get the Puddle piratemug. by Ritzrandom December 12, 2022
Get the Piratemug.