When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.
I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.
by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012
by Inspired Osprey January 05, 2022
Bro last night this bitch was being a total cunt, so I had to fucki pirate style.
Fucking pirate style
Fucking pirate style
by Pussy master December 25, 2017
When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.
Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"
"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"
"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"
by Santa9511 March 17, 2014
The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness
by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018
by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018
- A business or person who engages in walled garden business models that deny users the ability to link to and follow content outside of the walled garden.
- A form of brute force attention capture and retention
- A form of brute force attention capture and retention
Instagram is nothing but an eyeball pirates operation.
Eyeball pirates are the worst doom scroll source.
Eyeball pirates are the worst doom scroll source.
by jcjnyc2 February 25, 2025