Roast sensitive people day 

Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day 💞

“Your so annoying”

“Why did you say that”
“BECAUSE ITS ROAST SENSITIVE PEOPLE DAY”

Roast sensitive people day by Allieinit April 25, 2021

Tucson bush people 

Is a collaboration of mixed people that are fucking insane. It includes the select few of dumbasses who for some reason just lost their minds and do the weirdest, funniest, and out of this world acts of public humiliation. These people will randomly appear or will travel to the same locations and quite possibly in groups. They might possibly be heavily involved in enjoying drugs and whatever else they can afford or find.

Frat boy: "Hey did you get a chance to see that dude who was roaming the campus in nothing but a sheet skirt and one flip flop. Screaming that Satan was actually his ex wife 2 years and what a bitch she was."?

Slutty T.A.: " NO. But I heard about it. And I was thinking and said out loud "goddammit and these Tucson bush people." And was wondering what the hell is up with that".

Tucson bush people by BigDaddyDeadSpace June 12, 2021

National Hold Short People Day 

After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)

Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day

National Hold Short People Day by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021

National Trip Tall People Day 

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

National Trip Tall People Day by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021

Throw Short People Year 

For the rest of 2021, you can throw any person under 5’6 as much as you want. No permission required.

It’s Throw Short People Year, let’s hunt those Oompa Loompas and throw them.

Throw Short People Year by TheMagnifikle October 27, 2021

world short people day 

a day u can bully ur short frends and yk what, this day comes everyday, so feel free u bully ur short frends cuz haha :)

"ur short bitch and ykw tdays world short people day so try reaching those shelves as much as u want :)"

world short people day by a tall person 101 November 2, 2021

the mother of many people 

"the mother of many people" is when ur mom just can't deside what man she wants. So she fricks them all! But that isn't so great for u... Beacause turns out your enemy is ur sister!

"hey can i come to ur place?" "Sure, here's my mom's number give it to urs." "that's the same number as my mom!!!" "i guess are mother is the mother of many people :)" these lovers were actually cousin!!!

the mother of many people by kook._.e September 19, 2021