Pussy Pirate

Someone, usually a new/infrequent acquaintance, who is constantly trying to sabotage your relationship with your girlfriend in the hopes of swooping in and taking your place.

Chauncy: I'm gonna be at the party around 10, you guys coming?
Ruttiger: Yeah, Svetlana and me should be there around that time.... man, I hope Hanns isn't gonna be there
Chauncy: Why not?
Ruttiger: Dude, that guy is a total pussy pirate. I swear he's making a play for Svetlana
Chauncy: huh. wanna pop a cap in his ass?

Pussy Pirate by Dishpan Hanns May 22, 2010

Pussy police 

Usually the female friend that tries to prevent any males from hooking up with her attractive friend. Very similar to the cockblock

Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
Girl: Ummm...
Pussy police: (interrupts) No, you cant. She already has 1!

Pussy police by L!ndizzle October 14, 2011

pussy hole 

A person that is a wimp, coward or a little bitch etc but acts hard until put in thier place.

i was in town last sat nite when this dick starts on me, so i rocked his jaw then he ran away crying, the pussy hole!! also pronounced "pussy ole" ie without the H.

pussy hole by Ipkiss_uk October 16, 2009

pussy metal 

The genre of music for bands which label themselves as things like death metal, metalcore, or power metal but are really much softer than they let on. The members of these bands usually dress more like members of an emo band.

Pussy metal bands try to seem brutal or extreme, but usually their lyrics are just bitching about nothing. Pussy metal appeals to whiny teenagers who are trying to feel edgy or badass.

a: Dude you should check out Avenged Sevenfold and Dragonforce! They're awesome bands, their shit is so extreme!!!

b: Fuck that shit! Those bands are just pussy metal.

pussy metal by kas_ March 16, 2008

pussy whipped 

when ur girlfriend is the penis of the relationship.

if she says jump, u ask how high?

pussy whipped by orangechicken October 9, 2004

pussy licker 

me

i love to eat the cunt.

pussy licker by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Pussy Chips

"Pussy Chips" are the result of a woman sitting on a man's face and getting off. But here is the kick, after getting off the man must not wip his face. He has to go outside and sit in the sun until the fluid dries, begins to peel of his face, and forms a chip. These chips are to be injested to finalize the act.

Babe, I'm starved! Can we make some pussy chips?

Pussy Chips by EG & CL April 29, 2003