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Ninja Bong

The act of never being seen, heard, felt or smelt.
We ninja bong'd the whole night. No one even knew we were there.
by Ninjabg May 3, 2014
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retro ninja

when you're a 2d ninja in a retro game killing zombies
bro lets play retro ninja
by Jerome steven December 6, 2016
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ninja orgasm

When a sex partner shows no indication that orgasm is imminent to sneak one by or prevent the other from stopping just prior to orgasm.
My girlfriend totally pulled a ninja orgasm on me, she came twice when I thought I was still working on the first one.
by Kenzraig February 7, 2014
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Networking Ninja

Noun. A networking ninja is a person who successfully creates a circle of influence to achieve their personal and professional goals. Employs bold networking strategies to effectively build quality relationships and guarantee a win. Must be open to new ideas, new technology and new opportunities. Always ready to share information, give advice and connect people. Mission: a positive impact on society.
After watching a few networking ninjas in action, I now make it my first priority to locate the bar or coffee table first.

We hired some networking ninjas to tweet about all things Sushilicious even before the doors were open.

Networking Ninjas use effective weapons such as Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and other social networks to “karate-chop” your competition.

He is referred to in the business community as a Networking Ninja for his highly effective, unorthodox strategies for getting new customers and generating referrals.
by Knerq April 8, 2011
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Ninja-Text

(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
by Shibblleeee December 8, 2011
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Chicago Ninja

When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.
She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.
by Bring an umbrella August 15, 2016
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Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")
Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping
by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018
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