I HATE YELLOW BUS!

This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.

It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.

Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service

More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.

Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!

*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!

by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022

Smiley bus

A bus full of disabled children who dont know what day it is

Hey gru, did you see Jonathan the other day, he was on the smiley bus!

by tinkerbellthetank December 3, 2020

The Bus Driver

An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.

Uh-oh! I'm being killed by The Bus Driver!

by EmogusalDamager November 24, 2022

Under the bus

Something to be kept secret; Kept in the closet

"Did you know those two are dating?"

"Yes, but they said to keep it under the bus."

by Amanorsomething October 4, 2024

i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together

example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

Unilink bus

The really shit version of Bluestar bus in Southampton the bus is full of Chinese people crowding the buses and then you get some bus drivers who don't know how to drive or are fucking blind

you have more chance of getting robbed by the time you're unilink bus turns up

Unilink more like unishit

Unilink bus

by Richard 1128 August 5, 2023

Bus

Something that is late when you're on time and is on time when you're late

Example 1: Bro i ran for like 10 mins to catch the bus !! Continues to wait for the bus for 30 more minutes
Example 2: Oh crap, i'm late! Hopefuly the bus is too like it was last time Hint : It wasn't...

by keptn December 6, 2015