"MARINA OMG MY DID YOU HEAR MR. ROSS'S STORY OF THE NITRIDERS LMAO!!!!"
-Annonymous
"When I was a teenager, I greated a bike gang...to train for the triathlon....we were called the Nitriders."
-Mr. Ross
"My students made me a T-shirt after I told them my story. *Shows T-shirt: written on the back: N3-ers"
-Mr. Ross
"Mr. Ross, were you really in a dangerous biker gang called the Night Riders? Did you really kill someone?"
-Gr. 11 Gym Class
-Annonymous
"When I was a teenager, I greated a bike gang...to train for the triathlon....we were called the Nitriders."
-Mr. Ross
"My students made me a T-shirt after I told them my story. *Shows T-shirt: written on the back: N3-ers"
-Mr. Ross
"Mr. Ross, were you really in a dangerous biker gang called the Night Riders? Did you really kill someone?"
-Gr. 11 Gym Class
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Get the Nock Nock Nitch mug.A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
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