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lap greens

The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".
That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!
by xBigg_Mike May 8, 2015
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Logan green

A kid that drive a Volkswagen and Subaru
by COOTSCOOT69 September 3, 2021
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Jim Green

Jim Green

Definition :

Most men like James Brown like their mums, most men like Jim Greens like their mums in the shower.
It's quite likely that if you've ever been to an Ed Sheeran concert that aside from being a closeted velvet handbag carrying homosexual, you saw a Jim Green there, strumming away on his own abnormally long pubic hairs.

All Jim Greens drink organic Kambucha and fuck their own sisters.
Oi John come over here and check out these organic mung bean burgers, it looks like someone Jim Green'd them while Galway Girl was playing on the radio
by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY September 10, 2021
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Green dynamite

A get rich quick scheme, "Green" referring to money and "dynamite" referring to the blowing up thereof.
"Yeah, Jack's trying some green dynamite, though it's probably not going to work."
by Pseudonymous Bureaucrat March 12, 2017
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Green Eyes

A very uncommon eye color. It's just as beautiful as those blue eyes! Brown eyes still don't get many compliments in a sea of emeralds, oceans, and hazels, but all eye colors are as beautiful as green!
Eyes green, like the enchantment, and I'm going down, like the Titanic
Guy1: Dude, look at Lily's green eyes! Such a deep emerald color.
Guy2: If you take hers, can I have your blue eyes? My brown eyes are boring.
Guy1: Nah, look at them in the sunlight. They'll shine just like Lily's!
by trulyali November 22, 2021
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Green Card

Something that Mexicans try really hard to get or steal.
Julio: ANTONIO!! I finally got a green card!! Now I can legally cross the border!!

Antonio: There's one bad thing...

Julio: What?

Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.

Julio: OH SHIT!!
by WE DA MAN December 18, 2012
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GREEN LIGHT

A green light is when someone is goin to kill u and only u
damn fool i got the green light from the rival

theres a song called green light it goes like this"
THERES NOTHIN U CAN DO WHEN U GOT THE GREEN LIGHT, THE GREEN LIGHT, U CANT RUN ,U CANT HIDE U WILL DIE"
by SPOOKS June 15, 2004
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