smoking google

When someone is talking straight-up talk

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!

by vinaysmells April 4, 2022

Ok Google

An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".

Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 10, 2022

combine google

Coming to church tomorrow

Combine google with chesss

by Bob man smith the 3rd May 21, 2022

JUST GOOGLE IT

just search with the google search engine

Don't know what is natural disasters? JUST GOOGLE IT!

by zitherng August 5, 2022

glishley goocluz

A gay homophobic man with 2 dicks who fucks a man in the ass while giving a blowjob. He then eats the man’s ass while drawing the super straight flag with his dick.

I swear I’m not gay, but I like to glishley goocluz a lot with my friends.

by Super Ultra Homophobic Gay October 10, 2022

Fuck Google

Fuck Google, - expressing frustration, anger and powerlessness over Google and other corporations invasive practices og doublespeech (ie. "We care about your privacy)

Trying to turn this alarm off, my phone is locked, why is the assistant suddenly talking??? Fuck Google

by Rip Kirby October 15, 2022

Search Google or Type a URL

1. what people search when they are bored on google.
2. what it says in the search bar for google.

1.
P: im bored
P: *types search google or type a url

2.
The google home page: Search google or type a url.
P2: No :)

by potatopot99 October 17, 2022