Ghosted

When you are experiencing something that no one else in the room does - only you.

Person 1: "Is there a draft in here?"
Person 2: "Nah man...I think you're just ghosted"

by Alphajerked December 9, 2008

Ghost Protocol

When your penis is uncircumcised and unbonerfied and looks like Tom Cruise incognito in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Bro, i saw your penis reported in ghost protocol when you passed out on your blackout birthday night

by The Don Dadadadad November 29, 2012

ghost riding

Seeing the world while tapping into the wholistic wisdom of our ancestry.

This makes no sense, unless you are ghost riding.

by Chad Manney May 30, 2006

Ghost Job

A blow job fabricated in order to enhance a story or the sexual reputation of the teller.
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com

Guy1: Yo, sick time last night...where the hell did Gary go?

Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.

Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??

Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.

by Davinci Fox December 30, 2009

Ghost-shipping

The act of having poop-sex with a dead body

I'm going to the morg to do some ghost-shipping.

by C-Drive November 18, 2004

Ghost Scent

A scent came from nowhere.

p1: "I can smell a big poo in our house!"
p2: "Who pooped in our house!"
... ...
p1: "srsly, where is that shit!"
p2: "I really have no fuckin' idea!"
p1: ~released dog to track down the shit~
... ...
dog: *whine*
p1: "GODDAMN! I still can smell the shit but my dog can't find that goddamned shit..."
p2: "I guess I will call shit loving furfags to get rid of that ghost scents."

by Swift Forks August 20, 2009

ghost busted

the act of masturbating onto a female while she is asleep; unfortunately she wakes and catches you in the act

i was in the process of ghost busting on a female then she was woken by a loud noise and i was ghost busted

by freegaze September 30, 2010