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Ghosted

When you are experiencing something that no one else in the room does - only you.
Person 1: "Is there a draft in here?"
Person 2: "Nah man...I think you're just ghosted"
by Alphajerked December 9, 2008
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Ghost Protocol

When your penis is uncircumcised and unbonerfied and looks like Tom Cruise incognito in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Bro, i saw your penis reported in ghost protocol when you passed out on your blackout birthday night
by The Don Dadadadad November 29, 2012
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ghost riding

Seeing the world while tapping into the wholistic wisdom of our ancestry.
This makes no sense, unless you are ghost riding.
by Chad Manney May 30, 2006
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Ghost Job

A blow job fabricated in order to enhance a story or the sexual reputation of the teller.
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
Guy1: Yo, sick time last night...where the hell did Gary go?

Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.

Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??

Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.
by Davinci Fox December 30, 2009
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Ghost-shipping

The act of having poop-sex with a dead body
I'm going to the morg to do some ghost-shipping.
by C-Drive November 18, 2004
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ghost photographer

Think Ghost Writer, a Ghost Photographer helps young photographers, weekend photographers and celebrities turn their photographs into art.
The celebrity had printed a beautiful coffee table book of their own photographs with the help of a ghost photographer.
A young photographer breaking into the business could benefit from hiring a ghost photographer for their first shoots.
The ghost photographer actually came to one photo shoot posing as an assistant.
by Lea Lynette May 21, 2011
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ghost busted

the act of masturbating onto a female while she is asleep; unfortunately she wakes and catches you in the act
i was in the process of ghost busting on a female then she was woken by a loud noise and i was ghost busted
by freegaze September 30, 2010
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