fish monument

big hole in the ground with gigantic mutant carp in it, thay feed on pva bin
bags full of pig swill, used cat litter, fihermans leftovers and cattle feed.
anglers can use the full contents of a pet shops suply of animal and bird
feed in a two day fishing sesion.

"you'v been to a fish monument" "yeah didnt bother me" "flipping heck did you brake your rod" "no i use pandafodder"

by w&f January 18, 2009

ninja fishing

To put red Swedish fish in a woman's vagina while on her period so it makes earning one's red wings a much more pleasant and exciting experience.

Todd went Ninja Fishing on me last night and couldn't get enough of it....now he wishes I got my period more often.

by Sexy sparkle March 7, 2014

Dick fish

A selfish friend who doesnt wait around for 30 minutes to get a very important delivery. And is extraordinarily cheap

Lanny is a dick fish.

by Shogun123 October 2, 2015

drowning a fish

Drowning a fish in other words , to do the impossible .

"My life has been up and down with problems so i step it up harder so i can start drowning a fish , and get through things with strong will ."

by DrowningAFish January 10, 2017

gon-fishing

n. The act of blowing ones gonorrhea-infected load into another persons rectum and then sucking it out with a straw for orgasmic pleasure.

see shrimping

Max contracted gonorrhea from some slovenly harlot he picked up down on 34th Street, and then went through the process of gon-fishing by blowing his puss-filled ejaculate into her southern-most oriface.

by Gon-fisherman June 29, 2004

swim with the fishes

action in accordance with some specified standard or authority, typically that of "The Man"; ie - conforming.

swim with the fishes? I rather be a bitch, nitch!

by MC Taboo October 20, 2006

Pearl Fishing

The act of masturbating to ejaculation in a pool and then collecting the ejaculate so your sister doesn't get pregnant.

Every time my parents left the house I would go pearl fishing

by Crack1111 September 26, 2010