Huge Douche

Someone who surpasses douche. Just the word Douche can't really explain the level of douche.

Ex: Even an instance such as a rapture could not explain how high above regular douche you are.

Ex: What a HUGE douche. I can't even just use one word to describe how douchy this guy is.

by yeup2 March 8, 2010

douche cannoe

A cannoe made of used douches

Kyle is douche cannoe

by GWAR666 April 3, 2014

hockey douche

That douche who thinks he is better than everyone else because he plays hockey. He typically has religiously kept flow, which he thinks attracts the puck sluts.

Look at Eckholm Tryna Trap Those hoes, what a hockey douche.

by ekal5 April 29, 2014

douche beanie

The douche beanie is an article of clothing frequently worn by hipsters and their cousins the Weremoling. A douche beanie is a hat which is shaped like a fedora, but with a much smaller brim and should never be confused with the masculine version of the douche beanie (the fedora). Douche beanies can be seen on A list stars or the simple douche bag hipsters so common to cities. No hipsters wardrobe is complete without one.

The douche beanie can be seen in one episode of the office, on Justin Bieber and mannequins in high end hipster clothing stores.

by Jack Magnum, Weremo hunter April 26, 2014

Douche Bag

Douche Bag....

1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.

2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment

1) George W. Bush

2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline

George W. Bush Kevin "The Fag", Federline Douche Bag

by Jesus Christ!! Fuck Nutz!! June 6, 2009

douche eater

one who is being a total fuckin idiot and deserves to eat a womans douche

my friend kyle was being a douche eater last night

by Joe faggot lover October 18, 2008

Douche Wagon

The Toyota Prius.

Sally didn't really give an F about the environment but bought a douche wagon to save money on gas.

by Better Than That March 1, 2011