burn my cookies

A horrific sexual act too disgusting to describe. Usually involving a squirrel and three chop sticks.
I love you even though you burn my cookies..
by angrygreg December 18, 2013
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cookie cutter city

Cities that have no personality. Each suburban home looks the same with the exception of house color, dullsville.

See: Dallas, OKC, etc.
They drove through the city, each suburb, each house looked the same for miles, Joe remarked "It's a damn cookie cutter city!"
by AnOddGirl September 15, 2010
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dutch oven cookie

farting in ones hand (containing the expelled gas in a hollow fist) and giving your partner or mate a taste by the contents by running your "cookie" over their nose/face...
hey honey.. have u ever had a dutch oven cookie
No.
smell this...
by Bling-dog March 04, 2011
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Oatmeal Cookie

The act of ingesting scat with a spoon while pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner.
I had the house all to myself last night, so I had the best oatmeal cookie of my life!
by BuddhaDave April 10, 2006
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Cookie Crisp Caviar

The plethora of little processed micro-chocolate chips from the last of a box of cookie crisp, that accumulate at the bottom of the bowl. upon finishing cereal, one may drink the milk, and with the final gulp, may indulge in a mouthful of General Mill's finest softened cocoa caviar delight. The milk-penetrated chip-u-oles melt in your mouth. If one cared to open ones eyes during the consumption of such a delicacy, one would notice that their treat resembled caviar.
I giggle at how regal we are with all our Dom Perignon and cognac soaked lobster tail, yet I do so envy Parker over there; he's currently partaking in some Cookie Crisp Caviar. Dick.
by DizzyBoyDizzy September 11, 2010
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Cookie Monster Shirt

A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.
Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!
by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010
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Cunt scout cookies

Walked out of Sam’s Club and the little cunts we’re all over me, do you wanna buy some cunt scout cookies?
by Old Sparky March 17, 2018
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