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California Cold 

"the congestion of the nasal cavity after a long night of skiing and never leaving the bathroom"

"A cold in the middle of july"

"what you get from hanging out with kate moss"

"the reason you can't sleep at night" "snifflesniffle"

"A cool way to loose weight"
"year long sniffles"

"Cocaine in your mustache"

"all you need is 40 bucks it will change your life"

"Hey peter hows that California Cold? Good bud all I had was 40 bucks"

"hey man its july why do you sound like your a crack head?" peter coughs twice " BECAUSE I AM ALRIGHT "

"PASS ME THE FUCKING SPOON"
California Cold by porpen September 1, 2009
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popping out a cold one 

Havin it away with a dead person-necrophylia
"I was in the grave yard popping out a cold one the other day."
"You skank."

So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.
1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.
So cold I could shit by Rubber Spoon November 27, 2007

woman cold 

A debilitating illness of mucous and congestion and pain that confines a woman to the house with no possibility of work or school followed by a rapid surge of recovery when it is time to go shopping or go out for cocktails. 'Woman colds' tend to be intense, but brief, as they are immediately relieved upon happy hour.

The specific cause of the 'woman cold' is unknown, but it is generally the fault of the nearest man.

The illness tends to confound and baffle other men seeking a cure or treatment.

Synonyms: selective illness, selective symptoms

Antonyms: flu, pneumonia
When <woman's name> developed a particularly nasty woman cold, she had to stay home from work and cancel her morning conference call and her pilates class. She declined the medicine that her fiancee offered so she would not feel drowsy. After sniffling and coughing throughout the morning, she experienced a remarkable improvement when her girlfriend invited her to help her shop for shoes, and she was able to go to the mall that afternoon.

<Woman's name> suffered a bad sore throat and clammy skin when she developed a woman cold, and she could not deliver the financial report for her office and the essay for her continuing education class. She suspected that the illness was related to the dessert spoon that she shared with her husband, but she gave no complaints. She valiantly struggled to fold the laundry and clean the dishes while soothing herself with hot tea. She needed her husband to take the kids to daycare and pick them up, but she refused his offer to take her to the doctor. Her symptoms quickly subsided when her coworkers scheduled a wine-tasting at the end of the day and she felt strong enough to attend the event.
woman cold by spamcode November 16, 2012

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stone cold steve austin 

Another term for alcohol abuse.
"... And thats the bottom line, cuz STONE COLD SAID SO!"(As I crack open two full beers and manage to only get one good swig out of the cans I've poured all over myself).

-Stone Cold Steve Austin-
stone cold steve austin by jpz0r December 7, 2006