A member of the sacred Alliance of the Squozzles made between Queen Mary Kathryn Hooker Anna-Jospehine Squozzle Buddy Johanssen and King Tanner Pimp Dumbledore Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, Inventor of the Modern Penguin.
I wish I was a squozzle buddy, like Queen Mary Kathryn Hooker Anna-Jospehine Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, owner of the Love Shack Be-eh-bee and King Tanner Pimp Dumbledore Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, Inventor of the Modern Penguin...
by TJacob January 2, 2008
Get the Squozzle Buddymug. a buddy is a male who constantly keeps cheating on his girlfriend. Doesn't give her the love and affection she deserves. Lies to her, doesn't keep it real. Doesn't support when support is needed but instead is always taking from her. He isn't the type of guy you express you feelings and problems to cause he will turn around and tell it to another woman. A buddy claims he "loves" his woman but all he does is cheats on her. Usually he has a baby on the side that he doesnt take care of. Has at least 3 babymamas by 3 different women. The sex is terrible but somehow he thinks he is a beast in bed but is more like a woodpecker.
Look at that buddy over there with his main chick. I bet later on tonight he is gonna be in the bed with his side chick while his main chick is calling. Scandalous.
Girl, that buddy came over last night to fuck me and his dick game was garbage!!! I shoulda used my dildo.
Tell your men to never hang around a buddy cause he will try to sleep with their women.
Girl, that buddy came over last night to fuck me and his dick game was garbage!!! I shoulda used my dildo.
Tell your men to never hang around a buddy cause he will try to sleep with their women.
by doll_ch May 14, 2018
Get the buddymug. by prfoundbond August 9, 2021
Get the Buddiemug. someone who you send slime videos to!!! can be a completely random person or the pizza hut number on your boyfriends phone🤷 ♂️
A: "did you make up a random definition on urban dictionary just so you can ask people to be your slime buddy??"
B: "Well .."
B: "Well .."
by beebweeb September 17, 2022
Get the slime buddymug. A clown who thought he could be Looney Tunes’ “next star.” He would later be murdered in a alleyway.
by LoonStock June 29, 2023
Get the Buddymug. by RoscoeJones January 9, 2025
Get the tummy buddymug. 