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roast my bread 

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.
James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!
roast my bread by Jihaleh August 10, 2012

Banana poes bread 

anal bread loaves commonly eaten by homoseaxual Chris'
Chris: I am craving some banana poes bread so badly.
Me: faggot
Banana poes bread by milkstout January 27, 2014

knead my bread 

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread
She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread
knead my bread by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015

Hot banana bread 

Using warm monistat cream applied to the penis to treat a woman's yeast infection by having intercourse with her.
It was a bit chilly in the house and the wife was feeling frisky so I decided to give her the hot banana bread.
Hot banana bread by Turtle dirt March 10, 2016

Head on the Bread

A sexual and nasty game where a group of men jack off onto a piece of bread. The last one to cum has to eat the bread.
Jack played head on the bread last night and lost.

the new garlic bread

The latest most fashionable thing of the moment
Your new shoes are really stylish
Yes they are the new garlic bread!