log(funny)=-1

A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.

Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

1 Figure Nigger

Anesongib nickname for KSI

Anesongib : I'm 7 Figure Gibber you're 1 Figure Nigger

Ksi :

by Mr Seuk Madek August 25, 2023

Sucks Dick for a $1

Sucks Dick for a $1
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is pathetic! No wonder he hides her. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she's just a temporary distraction, he’s got money problems. She's annoying and butt-ugly too but she'll give blowjobs for beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

A real #1 supporter

Tyson Neil

Tyson Neil is a real #1 supporter because he supports his friends tik toks

by Dealio1129 October 18, 2019

Rules of the Scare #1

Rule #1

If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.

You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.

by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020

1 minute rule

Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed

Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed

by Prologrb October 29, 2020

Gregelations 1:23

‘ Ultimate tennis on ones wii shall not be classed as tennis ‘

Holly: Have you guys ever actually played tennis?
Greg: Ultimate tennis on the wii, it’s not exactly the same thing
Holly: Correct, as stated in Gregelations 1:23

by The DOAWK book of morals January 25, 2021