Woman Look

(Verb) The action of observing closely, searching thoroughly and actually processing what one has observed, while trying to find something. Originates from the partially stereotypical, partially factual ability of a woman to easily find something in a place (often reasonable, clearly visible, and/or the same one it always is) that a man has already claimed to have checked, yet hasn't found, as if the object isn't visible to the male eye.

A: "Hey, can you come over here for a sec? I can't find the barbecue sauce! I swear, I used it just a few days ago, it couldn't have grown legs and walked away..."
B: "Have you tried doing a woman look?"
A: "Just get over here."
B: "Fine, fine... dude, it's right next to the mayo, how the fuck did you miss that?!"
A: "...uhh"

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer May 31, 2025

womandatory

Describes something dat is either required by a female or pressuringly expected of da child-bearing half of da human race in general.

Long skirts used to be worn by "all" of da fairer gender, but then thanks to famous equal-rights advocates like Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Amelia Bloomer, said inconvenient garb is no longer womandatory.

by QuacksO June 29, 2025

Woman Derangement Syndrome

A mental illness where a man (or in some cases, other women & gender identities ) become irritated and hostile by the mere presence or mention of a biological female, for various personal and/or cultural reasons.

For example, most 4chan and Roblox players suffer from Woman Derangement Syndrome. Such as thinking that all females are inherently “goonbait”.

by CuteRobotLover July 7, 2025

Woman Moment

When someone (usually women) think its a good idea to give themselves bangs

Person A: Whats wrong with your hair?

Prrson B: I had a woman moment last night.

by momenthaver August 7, 2025

womando

a badass woman with a really nice butt (like bo katan)
also has the appetite for destruction by N.W.A

real wife material

bo katan and trisha san have the nicest womando i've ever seen

by -Dat Mental Gamer- August 16, 2025

Womanateams

When you and a friend, disguised as medical staff and sneak into your local zoos veterinary clinic and locate the sick manatee and take turns on its suspended in water body, until the water is so cloudy you won't be able to locate the point of entry.

Bro#1: Man I'm so bored this summer

Bro#2: yeah man I wish my girlfriend wasn't so mad at me for sticking it in her ass without permission or i'd probably be at her place right now

T.V.: BREAKING NEWS, reporter Sally Samson here at the Georgia aquarium where the manatees have caught hepatitis from a delinquent janitor

Bro#1: *looks at Bro 2

Bro#2: *looks at bro 1

Both bros: Are you thinkin' what im thinkin'?

Both bros: WOMANATEAMS

by Tortapounder8000 August 21, 2025

Woman

Created to nurture and help. Woman is to be approached with gentleness, she wants to be taken care of. Woman exudes peace, she’s mild, and meek, feminine and soft. Her skin is radiant she smells of sweetness. Woman is delightful to admire and leaves you breathless, you can’t take your eyes off her. Woman is precious, more precious than jewels. She is intelligent, she speaks with grace and wisdom, she’s patient, and never rushes. Woman is the crown on your head, she is royalty. Woman is timid, but undeniably speaks volume through her conduct. She’s discerning, she obverses, she colours within the lines, she isn’t helpless, shes smart, shes strong, but will never boast. Woman will not chase, she’s pursued, she invites, she’s inviting. She won’t yell, she won’t hurt a fly, she will communicate, she’s warm, she’s hospitable, she blooms when she’s loved. Woman is wise, she doesn’t use her tongue to harm, she speaks life, she’s not friends with foolishness. Woman is the gentle breeze on a sunny day, woman is the soft smile on your face, woman is what waters the gardens, she is the seed, she has the power to plant, she has the power to flourish her bloom. Woman, she is life, she makes life, she is the giver, she multiplies what she receives, she’s the sounds of birds singing, she’s the muse, the hum, she is steady, constant, calm, and cozy, this is a woman when loved perfectly.

Good news, perfect love is real, it exists. This is a woman, when her identity is not in the world, but in Jesus Christ. This is a woman, created by God. This is a woman, when she’s loved by Christ, who’s love surpasses, who’s love is unconditional, who’s love is perfect. It truly is perfect. Let Him love you.

Christ loves you beloved friend!

He loved you first. He will always love you first. The Good Shepard, who never leaves His sheep.

Invite Him in.

Guided prayer for you:

Lord, I want to be loved perfectly, my heart aches, it’s been broken one to many times. Mend it, I’m tired of doing it all on my own, I feel lost, uncovered, and desperately want to find home. I’m in need of a Shepard, one who takes care, who covers me, who shelters me. Lord, I invite you to be my Shepard, I invite you into my heart, to love me. Soften my heart to allow your love to change me. Teach me Lord, through the way you love, to love you and others.

“I Am the Good Shepard” —-> John 10.

Welcome home!

by Musewave August 27, 2025