Eat me

Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.

by Me December 26, 2003

DM me

dungeon master my eggs

"dm me later"

"sure, you bring the eggs"

by Cat Hams February 3, 2018

HELP ME!!!

OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.

Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.

Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?

Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*

Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!

Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.

Exhibit A: what

Exhibit B: what

by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018

It me it tom

It me it Tom is the famous saying from the one and only Tom from The Verse. This can be found on Ambs and els YouTube channel check them out :). It has now caused people from all over the uk to now start there name with “it me...it”

“It me it Tom”
“It me it jtyk”

“It me it Jt is a twat”

by Ifuckingloveewo January 17, 2019

Cosby me

drug a woman in a private room in order to rape her

I was lucky that I brought friends with me because he tried to cosby me

by Wirjani March 29, 2015

for me page

when your friend sends you 20 or so Tiktoks in the span of one hour

Me: Hey did you see the Tiktok I sent you?
Friend: dude you didn't send me a tiktok you send me a whole for me page !
Me: a what?
Friend: the 20 or so Tiktoks in the span of one hour

by WelcomeMat April 11, 2022

Tokyo Me

Tokyo my island

Tokyo is under my ass. Tokyo me island. Tokyo is now what I’m sitting on

by Ta k February 27, 2021