urban dictionary definer

Lonely nerds who tend to read real dictionaries for fun. Use urban dictionary to slag off their roommates/lab partners/their only friend, e.g. "John - definition: a big gay faggot who smells like cottage cheese"
The lucky ones will be part of a pack of two or three irrelevant cock munchers, surfing urban dictionary in their spare time, making up shyte phrases, e.g. "shralp", "a3 ayri" and "battlebot".

The urban dictionary definer sits on a bench on his own, wearing a sweater vest and eating peanut butter from the tub with his finger. Often carries a laptop around just in case a new phrase like "kkthnx" pops into mind. He is the prey of many predators including jocks, cheerleaders, dead plants and rocks.

"Hey sniperdude 321223 im urban dictionary defining at the moment, ill play halo with you later though"
"ok no worries. speak to you soon halospartan 25924495"

"hey look its an urban dictionary definer..."
"how can you tell?"
"he is shit at life."

by Doomon April 16, 2008

The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is something u waste time on

I'd love to waste time on The Urban Dictionary!

by ANIME22 January 7, 2020

urban dictionary

Do you really need a definition for this!????

You are fricking retarded if you don't know what urban dictionary is.

by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010

urban dictionary

it is a place where people are funny and make jokes and there are racist comments

urban dictionary

by lebron jameees May 17, 2019

Urban dictionary

It’s annoying when people do very long information so keep it short cuz other wise I won’t read it or let it go on the site

“Thanks urban Dictionary”

by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

Urban Dictionary editors

Nerds who spend all their time on Urbandictionary.com.
They only choose definitions that favor geeks. Facist pigfuckers.

Urban Dictionary editors are mostly Japs.

by L-o-l-a July 28, 2008

Urban Dictionary Mug

A mug that has an urban dictionary definition on the front. (Any of you're choosing) You can buy from www.urbandictionary.com

Stranger: Hey, where did you get that Urban Dictionary Mug?

Me: FacePalm*

by xNoLimiTatioNx May 25, 2016