Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jammug. 1. Strawberry jam is a sweet preserve made from strawberries and sugar. It's typically spread on bread or toast.
2. (sometimes abbreviated SJ) Popular mod from the game Celeste. Has 5 lobbies with up to 20 maps each and a "final challenge" which combines elements from every map
2. (sometimes abbreviated SJ) Popular mod from the game Celeste. Has 5 lobbies with up to 20 maps each and a "final challenge" which combines elements from every map
1. you should try eating strawberry jam its so good ngl
2. well if you're looking for a popular Celeste mod you can't go wrong with SJ
2. well if you're looking for a popular Celeste mod you can't go wrong with SJ
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025
Get the Strawberry Jammug. by Mustache cashstash December 13, 2020
Get the jam in a quickiemug. by Massi88 July 7, 2022
Get the Jammedmug. When you are no longer entertaining to someone else. Having no jams means that you are starting to become very boring and no longer spark any interest to another person.
by orangedonkey101 March 1, 2021
Get the No Jamsmug. 
A derogatory term for menstruation.
Dude: ayyy, babe! It's our 2 month anniversary, so are we going to bang?
Girl: no, honey. I have the fury jams!...
Dude: so I'm guessing oral is out of the question too?
Girl: no, honey. I have the fury jams!...
Dude: so I'm guessing oral is out of the question too?
by Dekrepit90 April 9, 2015
Get the Fury Jamsmug.