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Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!
James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!
Turkey jerky by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

Turkey Mountain 

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit
I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

Turkey burp 

When you shove your meat in the anal area of a turkey to make the turkey call out
Did you hear that cody was a turkey burping last night
Turkey burp by Daddy-6969 June 20, 2023
A project or product that is trying to be all things to all people, and in the process has lost its effectiveness. Typically overcomplicated, has too many shareholders, overtime, and over budget.
NASA can't get back to the moon because every new mission is a turkey.
Turkey by Soupersonic September 13, 2023

Turkey Jowls 

Old Goons with a Saggy Turkey neck
That old goon got turkey jowls
Turkey Jowls by VileGay September 23, 2023
A complete dumbass
John said he gon go cut up in traffic knowing the police hot right now.
He ah turkey
turkey by kuzoes October 18, 2023