zombie jesus

The zombified version of Jesus

"Holy Shit dude! I think i just saw Zombie Jesus go by"

by Sir Jesus H Christ January 20, 2005

Jesus Hot

A woman so hot that Jesus would have become erect while being crucified.

Jesus Hot Jocelyn's aroma was one of Chanel No. 5, pussy and the ocean.

by Gauntlet July 06, 2005

baby jesus

A jesus that has not yet grown up and still has a baby dick

Baby Jesus is the jesus of all Jesus's

by loliamroshan November 19, 2008

jesus flip

taking mescaline and lsd at the same time.similiar to candy flipping, hippie flipping, or any other of these flipping varieties involving drugs

last night we jesus flipped hard... we thought we were jesus!

by LSD Jesus, and Ecstasy Jesus December 07, 2009

brown Jesus

A dump so large it is as if the ass of God came forth and gave you His only Son, in turd form.

"I should warn you, I'm going to have to enlist the services of a plumber because my brown Jesus' broke the toilet."

by brownjesusjesus May 20, 2007

Jesus Boy

Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.

Hey...lets wave the Jesus Boy across the knob, maybe it'll unlock itself.

by Jesus February 24, 2004

jesus and pals

This term describes a group of people (or whole community) that are very friendly and/or extremely leniant.

My school has jesus and pals in it... not many of the teachers there are strict enough.

by Burai October 06, 2006