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grapefruit syndrome

when ones balls swell due to injury or fatigue.
Alex got kicked in the balls and now suffers from grapefruit syndrome.
by Sir. Qweefs A lot July 12, 2011
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Daining Syndrome

Term used to describe someone with chronic masturbation habbits. Seveteen times in one day.
Damn negro u got a mad case of daining syndrome.
by JD November 24, 2004
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aspergers syndrome

Reading many of the definitions on here,there seems to be a lot of confusion about the condition.
A mental disorder affects your day to day abilities,thoughts,feelings,perception and basically everything.If someone is diagnosed with aspergers just because they are a bit eccentric,but can function exactly the same as anyone else,then maybe they shouldn't be classed as having a real disorder.I can tell you,i've met LOADS with aspergers that have no difficulties with mixing,understanding or anything.In fact maybe they just have insomnia or are hyper or like starwars!
Out of the 15 i met,only 1 was genuinely handicapped and the other 1 had intellectual issues,so basically,they were only 2 that had limitations.The rest just didn't like the tags on their clothing or something that didn't affect their life,yet me,who has severe anxiety,limitations,learning difficulties,day to day functioning issues e.g. shopping,catching the bus,cooking,speaking to people i don't know,everything like that really badly!-got left,yet all the ones who just were funny about clothing got 100 times more support than i did,so either aspergers is too minor for me to have with my scrambled brain (believe it or not,i have noticeable limitations to what i can do.I mean,i can do about as much as a 7 year old and i'm 16!) or aspergers is diagnosed to just anybody with a weird quirk?
aspergers syndrome is real,but bear in mind,a mental disorder disables you!
by catonia January 17, 2009
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Snowmageddon Syndrome

The diagnosis of boredom and insanity due to the large amount of snow. This occurs when there happens to be so much snow that you are not able to go anywhere nor see anyone.
Person 1: Hey have you talked to Tom lately?
Person 2: No, I've heard he has snowmageddon syndrome, he sits on his couch watching cat videos on his computer all day.
Person 1: How sad.
by JamesIsfoshow February 10, 2010
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Typing Syndrome

A state in which one has been typing for so long that he begins to lose his temper and make an excessive amount of typos. It can often lead to extreme stress and destruction of the keyboard angry-german-kid style.
I was working in my office yesterday, and I started making shitloads of typos. I went crazy and destroyed my keyboard on the desk.

Must have been typing syndrome.
by L05 June 17, 2009
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Sketty Syndrome

Sketty Syndrome;

If you have a constant recurring illness and have more than enough allergies, you might be diagnosed with Sketty Syndrome.

If you find yourself coming out in bleeding hives and get lip piercing, you may be infected with such a syndrome.
Guy 1; I found out the other day i have ANOTHER allergy, i can't believe i'm allergic to banana's.

Guy 2; Man that really sucks, I think you may have Sketty Syndrome.
by Froudsterr August 4, 2010
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Baddiel's Syndrome

This weird syndrome is a rare form of constant 'fear' from having a panic attack!
Baddiel's Syndrome has nothing to do with that show on BSkyB with the same name.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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